i'm a riddle in nine syllables.

 

This was on Foundmagazine.com and I swear it could have been written by the boyfriend that I had my freshman year of college. Like, to a T.. and if it was written by him — the update is that he didn’t stop smoking pot, failed a drug test, and had to wear an ankle bracelet inside of his own house for an entire summer. I sure know how to pick ‘em. 

This was on Foundmagazine.com and I swear it could have been written by the boyfriend that I had my freshman year of college. Like, to a T.. and if it was written by him — the update is that he didn’t stop smoking pot, failed a drug test, and had to wear an ankle bracelet inside of his own house for an entire summer. I sure know how to pick ‘em.